| 008. myles has a girlish temper |
[Jul. 8th, 2010|08:21 am] |
FOR FUCKS SAKE
Since apparently everyone is completely unaware of what is kept in stock at reception, let me give you a rundown.
We have a fully stocked first aid kit, all kinds of pain killers, pads, tampons, condoms, bandaids, change, spare clothes, new underwear, new socks, spare shoes, paper, notebooks, pens, pencils, markers, glitter, balloons, streamers, headphones, spare handhelds, fake doctor's certificates, calculators, some text books, blank CDs and DVDs, data sticks, a couple of backpacks, a handbag, super glue, several staplers, scotch tape, tacks, safety pins, a sewing kit, spare hairties, hairpins, hair nets, chewing gum, breath mints, batteries, spare lightbulbs, flashlights, candles, matches, lighters, nails, screws, a fairly extensive tool kit - do you get the picture? I am not going through any more.
The kitchen is also kept well stocked - there is always bread, milk, various cereals, fruit, vegetables, cheese, sandwich meat, butter, margarine, cooking oil, an extensive herb and spice rack, various spreads, jams, condiments and sauces, and whatever else we feel like picking up at the grocery store.
Do you know what this means?
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, COME TO RECEPTION. WE PROBABLY HAVE IT. YOU DON'T NEED TO GO SEARCHING AROUND THE HOTEL, AND YOU DON'T NEED TO BE OFFERING IT TO PEOPLE. |
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